Got health bars for days? You better keep your distance. The Fat Bitches Keep Distance tee is here to remind you that some of us are built different—like the Kraken Slayer, we take down the heavy hitters with ease. This shirt isn’t for the faint-hearted; it’s for the ones who know they’ve got the power to slay, no matter how big the challenge.
With an image of the legendary Kraken Slayer, this shirt is a nod to those who take down the biggest and baddest. So, whether you’re crushing it in-game or flexing in real life, this tee lets everyone know: stay back, big bitch, or get slain.
Product Features:
-
Comfortable, heavy cotton for a perfect fit while you’re slaying all the giants
-
Bold graphic featuring the Kraken Slayer—because big health bars don’t stand a chance
-
Ribbed collar to keep it tight while you take down enemies, real or virtual
-
Sustainably sourced cotton because even slayers care about the environment
-
Meets all safety and quality standards—no big bitches or Kraken Slayers were harmed
Care Instructions:
-
Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) – Keep it cool like your gaming skills
-
Tumble dry low – No need for high heat when you’re already the boss
-
Do not bleach or iron – Let the graphic speak for itself, no need to press it
-
Do not dry clean – Ain’t nobody got time for that when you’re busy slaying
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: No Filter Wear, info@nofilterwear.com, Al-Madina Al-Monawara Street, Khalda, Amman, Jordan, Amman , ammman, 11953, JO
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.